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06. What’s your favourite smell?
Don't have one, but I really really really really hate
the smell of rubbish bins and dog poo! Pleeeuuughhhh!
07. What’s your favourite sound?
Pure silence, or the icecream van outside! Mmmm, 69ers... ooops I mean
99ers.
08. What’s the worst feeling in the world?
Having to get up out of bed when you're really tired.
09. What’s the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning?
Damn, this has to be the worst feeling in the world.
10. Roller coasters: Scary or exciting?
Damn things, I dislocated my shoulder on one of them.
Guess I'd say scary.
11. How many rings to answer the phone?
Caller ID is a wonderful thing, so either 1 ring or
just don't answer it.
12. Briefs or boxers?
Boxers.
13. Rock star or movie star?
Movie star!
14. Your favorite foods?
Anything, if I'm really hungry.
15. Chocolate or vanilla?
Vanilla, by a long shot!
16. Do you like to drive fast?
Only
if my driving instructor lets me.
17. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?
God, I only wish that I did.
18. Storms: Cool or scary?
Cool!! We don't get enough tropical storms in this
country.
19. What was your first car?
I'll tell you when I get it.
20. If you could meet any person dead or alive, who would it be?
Some dead person.
21. Your favourite alcoholic drink??
Alcohol, me? Nah!
22. What is your zodiac sign?
Capricorn
23. Do you eat the stems of broccoli?
Only if they are soft... can't stand hard veggies.
24. If you could have any job you wanted what would it be?
To be the boss, and not have to work.
25. Have you ever been in love?
Ahhh, yes. Thousands of times.
26. Is the glass half empty or half full?
Hmmm, is somebody going to do some psycho-analysis on me
depending on my answer? I choose half empty.
27. Your favourite movies?
Don't think I have a fave, but I would have a liking
towards any of the Back To The Futures, Spaceballs and
Total Recall. p.s. will somebody please make a decent
movie - I'm sick of seeing rubbish in the cinema!
28. Are you a leftie or a rightie?
Rightie?
29. Do you type with your fingers on the right keys?
Yes, otherwise I'd be typing gobbly gook.
30. What’s under your bed?
A huge void of nothingness, and some smelly runners.
31. What’s your favorite number?
Don't really have one.
32. Favorite sport to watch?
Not
really into sports, but could pretend to be a real lad
and say "foxy boxing" and "topless
darts", but I won't.
33. What’s it all about??
Well, foxy boxing has two ladies who are topless in a
ring (sometimes containing mud). Each trys to knock
the other out in small rounds of 3 or 4 minutes each.
Topless darts has a number of ladies competing against
each other in what would appear to be a regular darts
contest, only they are topless.
34. Describe yourself in 3 words.
I am a... (damn, ran out of words).
35. How observant are you exactly…what colour eyes do the following jocks have?
-Mel = Really ain't got a clue. Thought I was
observant, guess I'm not though!
-James =
-Ryan =
-Lar =
-Vinny =
36. When you listen to the radio do you listen to Energy?
Yes, but I also flick around to remind myself just how
crap all the others are.
37. A genie grants you 1 wish, what do ask for (and no you cant ask for more wishes)?
That I could sleep sound at night with my little
stuffed animal. (see Q.17 if you skipped it, you
cheater!).
38. What’s the stupidest thing you’ve ever done?
I'll let you know if and when I do it! :)
39. What’s one fifth of a quarter?
1/20th
40. One lump or two?
I don't think I'd like anything other than what is
standard issue!
41 Monica or Rachel?
Monica, without a doubt.
42. Man U or Liverpool?
Football - not into it.
43. Vinyl or CDs?
Both I guess, vinyl is more "hands on" a
feels better to use - but CD's do last a lot, lot
longer and tend to have pretty good sound.
44. Cheese and onion or salt and vinegar?
I had a packet of Wild Boar flavoured crisps today,
not that anybody knows what Wild Boar tastes like
really. I'd choose Cheese and onion out of those two.
46. Blonde or brunettes?
Brunettes.
47. Top or bottom?
Both have there ups and downs.
48. The star or the sun?
If we're talking newspapers, then the Sun. It's still
rubbish, but marginally better then the Star.
49. Which urinal do you use if X are people already urinating?
Your answer is: which ever one is the furthest away
from they guy trying to make us give him money for
living in the toilets and squirting after shave.
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