06. What’s your favourite smell?
Ralf Lauren, Polo Sport for women
07. What’s your favourite sound?
Ha, a woman having a screaming orgasm
08. What’s the worst feeling in the world?
When the condom breaks
09. What’s the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning?
I need to pee
10. Roller coasters: Scary or exciting?
Funderland, scary (ever see the moron who operates it??)
Florida, exciting, the best!
11. How many rings to answer the phone?
4
12. Briefs or boxers?
White boxers
13. Rock star or movie star?
Steve Mc Queen - Movie Star
14. Your favorite foods?
Cajun chicken
15. Chocolate or vanilla?
Chocolate
16. Do you like to drive fast?
Depends
17. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?
Sometimes, but only when she’s moaning
18. Storms: Cool or scary?
Cool
19. What was your first car?
91 C Seat Ibiza
20. If you could meet any person dead or alive, who would it be?
Grandmother
21. Your favourite alcoholic drink??
Smirnoff Ice, Coors Light
22. What is your zodiac sign?
Capricorn
23. Do you eat the stems of broccoli?
No f*%kin chance
24. If you could have any job you wanted what would it be?
Formula One driver
25. Have you ever been in love?
Ah yea
26. Is the glass half empty or half full?
Half full
27. Your favourite movies?
Great Escape, The Wedding Singer, Top Gun
28. Are you a leftie or a rightie?
Rightie
29. Do you type with your fingers on the right keys?
Yep
30. What’s under your bed?
Old socks & porn
31. What’s your favorite number?
4
32. Favorite sport to watch?
Formula One
33. What’s it all about??
Driving cars in a circle
34. Describe yourself in 3 words.
A: Tall B: Intelligent C: Caring
35. How observant are you exactly…what colour eyes do the following jocks have?
-Mel = F*%k off
-James = F*%k off
-Ryan = F*%k off
-Lar = F*%k off
-Vinny = F*%k off
36. When you listen to the radio do you listen to Energy?
No, Sun 101 (80’s) or BBC Radio 1
37. A genie grants you 1 wish, what do ask for (and no you cant ask for more wishes)?
Turn women into nice people and not nasty bitches
38. What’s the stupidest thing you’ve ever done?
Answering this questionnaire
39. What’s one fifth of a quarter?
.05
40. One lump or two?
N/A
41 Monica or Rachel?
Rachel, oh yea!
42. Man U or Liverpool?
Both
43. Vinyl or CDs?
Both
44. Cheese and onion or salt and vinegar?
Salt & Vinegar
46. Blonde or brunettes?
Blonde
47. Top or bottom?
Top
48. The star or the sun?
Star
49. Which urinal do you use if X are people already urinating?
Your answer is F, because it's furthest from the door, what do you want here, a picture on how we take a piss???
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